Friends Season1_episode02 - The One with the Sonogram at the End
- For us, kissing is as important as any part.
- He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.
- I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition.
- You got a lasagna here that looks good enough..to avoid touching.
- Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know?
- Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow
- When did you have it last?
- Doy, right before she lost it.
- They want me to go down to this sonogram thing..
- Ross, help me with the spaghetti.
- This will sound unbelievably selfish..but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing?
It might take the heat off of me.
- Even when you were a chubby kid..
- So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
- Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they do.
- Must pee.
- And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn.
- When did it get so complicated?
- Got me.
- Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
- Is she familiar with our special situation?
- Yes, and she's very supportive.
- That opens my cervix.
- We agreed on Minnie.
- We agreed we'd spend our lives together. Things change. Roll with the punches.
- My maid of honor, Mindy?
- Yeah, we're kind of a thing now.
- I hope they have his hairline and your nose! That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now!
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Friends S1E1
- There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
- You're going out with the guy. There has to be something wrong with him.
- I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.
Carl and Carol
- Fine, be murky.
- Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
- Did I say that out loud?
- I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.
- and I started wondering.."Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"
- I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..but you're the only person I know here.
- Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
- I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.
whiskers on kittens
- Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot.
- Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay?
- That'd be good.
- Really?
- Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
- Hey, Paul, here's a tip. She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..until it starts to get red.
- But I'm just going to hang out here.
- What's this?
- I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.
- Which goes where?
- I have no idea.
- Done with the bookcase.
- All finished.
- This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.
it isn't very hygenic.
- Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?
- in the bonds of holy matrimony.
- If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
- There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
- I'm so sorry. Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.
- How are you doing today?
- Sleep okay?
- I take credit for Paul. Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
- I was laughed out of 12 interviews.<br>
- You're surprisingly upbeat.
- You'd be too, if you found these boots on sale 50% off.
- How well you know me.
- You can't live off your parents.
- I know that. That's why I was getting married.
I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields. And then he killed himself. Then I found aromatherapy.
Just put it back where you found it.
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.
- Would anybody like more coffee?
- You made it, or you're serving it?
- I'm just serving it.
- I'll have a cup of coffee.
- You're going out with the guy. There has to be something wrong with him.
- I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.
Carl and Carol
- Fine, be murky.
- Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
- Did I say that out loud?
- I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.
- and I started wondering.."Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"
- I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..but you're the only person I know here.
- Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
- I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.
whiskers on kittens
- Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot.
- Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay?
- That'd be good.
- Really?
- Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
- Hey, Paul, here's a tip. She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..until it starts to get red.
- But I'm just going to hang out here.
- What's this?
- I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.
- Which goes where?
- I have no idea.
- Done with the bookcase.
- All finished.
- This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.
it isn't very hygenic.
- Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?
- in the bonds of holy matrimony.
- If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
- There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
- I'm so sorry. Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.
- How are you doing today?
- Sleep okay?
- I take credit for Paul. Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
- I was laughed out of 12 interviews.<br>
- You're surprisingly upbeat.
- You'd be too, if you found these boots on sale 50% off.
- How well you know me.
- You can't live off your parents.
- I know that. That's why I was getting married.
I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields. And then he killed himself. Then I found aromatherapy.
Just put it back where you found it.
I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.
- Would anybody like more coffee?
- You made it, or you're serving it?
- I'm just serving it.
- I'll have a cup of coffee.
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Maven note
mvn -?
mvn -X to check the details for example which settings.xml is used
the default user setting in Eclipse maybe wrong, check C:\Users\pengp2\.m2\settings.
mvn package -pl %groupId%:%artifactId% to package only one sub project
mvn archetype:generate -DinteractiveMode=true
Friday, July 11, 2014
autoit chinese encoding gbk gb2312 clipboard
Sometimes AutoIT has encode problem. For example, for the stock trade software, after open and Send("^c")
ÓªÒµ²¿¹«¸æ is returned.
Below auotit script will return the correct display even on English OS
$sCodePage=54936 ;936 GB2312
$sData = ClipGet()
MsgBox(4096, "String() representation" , _EncodingToUnicode_API($sData,$sCodePage))
Func _EncodingToUnicode_API($sString,$sCodePage_Identifier)
Local $BufferSize = StringLen($sString) * 2
Local $Buffer = DllStructCreate("byte[" & $BufferSize & "]")
Local $Return = DllCall("Kernel32.dll", "int", "MultiByteToWideChar", _
"int", $sCodePage_Identifier, _
"int", 0, _
"str", $sString, _
"int", StringLen($sString), _
"ptr", DllStructGetPtr($Buffer), _
"int", $BufferSize)
Local $UnicodeBinary = DllStructGetData($Buffer, 1)
Local $UnicodeHex1 = StringReplace($UnicodeBinary, "0x", "")
Local $StrLen = StringLen($UnicodeHex1)
Local $UnicodeString, $UnicodeHex2, $UnicodeHex3
For $i = 1 To $StrLen Step 4
$UnicodeHex2 = StringMid($UnicodeHex1, $i, 4)
$UnicodeHex3 = StringMid($UnicodeHex2, 3, 2) & StringMid($UnicodeHex2, 1, 2)
$UnicodeString &= ChrW(Dec($UnicodeHex3))
Next
$Buffer = 0
Return $UnicodeString
EndFunc
ÓªÒµ²¿¹«¸æ is returned.
Below auotit script will return the correct display even on English OS
$sCodePage=54936 ;936 GB2312
$sData = ClipGet()
MsgBox(4096, "String() representation" , _EncodingToUnicode_API($sData,$sCodePage))
Func _EncodingToUnicode_API($sString,$sCodePage_Identifier)
Local $BufferSize = StringLen($sString) * 2
Local $Buffer = DllStructCreate("byte[" & $BufferSize & "]")
Local $Return = DllCall("Kernel32.dll", "int", "MultiByteToWideChar", _
"int", $sCodePage_Identifier, _
"int", 0, _
"str", $sString, _
"int", StringLen($sString), _
"ptr", DllStructGetPtr($Buffer), _
"int", $BufferSize)
Local $UnicodeBinary = DllStructGetData($Buffer, 1)
Local $UnicodeHex1 = StringReplace($UnicodeBinary, "0x", "")
Local $StrLen = StringLen($UnicodeHex1)
Local $UnicodeString, $UnicodeHex2, $UnicodeHex3
For $i = 1 To $StrLen Step 4
$UnicodeHex2 = StringMid($UnicodeHex1, $i, 4)
$UnicodeHex3 = StringMid($UnicodeHex2, 3, 2) & StringMid($UnicodeHex2, 1, 2)
$UnicodeString &= ChrW(Dec($UnicodeHex3))
Next
$Buffer = 0
Return $UnicodeString
EndFunc
Sunday, July 6, 2014
怀念妈妈
已是午夜，我又想起妈妈。这些天来，恍惚中妈妈似乎从来没有离开我。跟妈妈的最后一次电话正巧录音了，一个多小时的电话里，妈妈牵挂着哥哥姐姐和我的身体，妈妈欣慰我在加拿大买房子了。妈妈说，她要从襄樊回去弄红薯苗、西红柿苗......始终难以接受，妈妈永远的走了。我永远失去了最爱我、最关心我、给了我一切的妈妈。
多希望时光倒流，能多陪些妈妈。接到哥姐电话急匆匆赶回去的路上，我一再祈祷，祈祷上帝能再给妈妈10年的寿命，我希望能用自己10年、20年的寿命换回妈妈的寿命。赶到医院后，我见到了妈妈最后一面，但妈妈没能苏醒过来，妈妈自从上救护车后，就再也没苏醒过来。以后送妈妈去火葬场、，捧着妈妈的骨灰回家、晚上给妈妈守灵，好像躯壳已经麻木了，只想追随妈妈。也许，妈妈突然离去，对一生饱受病痛，没有享受太多生活乐趣的妈妈而言，真的是一种解脱。听村里人说，妈妈之前念叨，希望像村人一样，突然间就没了，不给子女累赘，不给自己痛苦。
妈妈袁桂芝，生于1947年农历8月27日，逝于2014年阳历4月24日。妈妈年轻时很美丽，眉心正中还有一颗红色的痣，一直到老，妈妈的头发都乌黑发亮。妈妈曾提起，记得以前在杨集合作社买东西的时候，一个小孩看到妈妈，一边指一边喊“观音菩萨！观音菩萨！”。妈妈很小的时候就经常头痛，容易晕车，年纪大了之后，又落下腰痛、胃痛的毛病。妈妈走之前，最关心的也是哥哥、姐姐和我的身体。假如我当初学医，该有多好，说不定能治好妈妈和姐姐的头痛。
妈妈与人无争，不管是和邻居，还是和陌生人，都是随和大度。在山里承包水库养鱼塘多年，妈妈对南来北往的熟人也好，陌生人也好，过来讨水喝的都热情接待。和邻居家的地界有纠纷了，妈妈也主动退让。和亲家母相处，连保姆都伸大拇指。妈妈到北京，虽然不会说普通话，但很快和小区的人打成一片，后来经常有人过来邀请打牌。妈妈打牌其实只是凑份子，有人在旁边观看时，妈妈往往会让给别人打一会儿。妈妈喜欢和人聊天，因为身体不好，不能起早熬夜。但这些年来跟着爸爸承包养鱼塘，经常一个人窝在山沟里，缺朋少友，担惊受怕。时不时得洗一大堆的衣服，做一大群人的饭菜，而且弄鱼的衣服往往分外脏，还得忍着头晕给爸爸找东西。妈妈做的菜很好吃，去我们家做过客的都印象深刻。syh过来看望时，还提起syp来我家做客后一直说，从来没吃过这么好吃的鱼。，妈妈做的花生米、炒仔鸡也是一绝，可惜我再也吃不到妈妈炒的菜了。之前学了几个菜，一直想赶春节回家，让妈妈也尝尝我炒的菜，妈妈你为何不等等呢？妈妈始终以最深厚的母爱关心爱护她的子女，没有丝毫的私心，全然不图分毫的回报。
奶奶这些年来，由于眼睛看不见，年龄又大，人人嫌弃和厌烦。但妈妈对奶奶嘘寒问暖，照顾备至。妈妈说，是奶奶给了她幸福的时光，一直到30多岁分家前，妈妈都不会做饭，奶奶始终照顾多病的妈妈。妈妈说，奶奶不能动了，是自己回报奶奶的时候了。妈妈受病痛折磨，希望像村人一样突然离去的时候，最放不下心的就是奶奶。妈妈你放心，就算所有人都不照顾奶奶了，我会照顾奶奶的。虽然我不能陪在奶奶身边，但我会找人伺候奶奶的。
爸妈经常吵架，爸爸经常喝酒，每次都喝醉，醉了就耍酒疯，赶全家人滚。有一年都快腊月三十了，爸爸又醉了发酒疯，赶全家人滚，可怜妈妈冒着漫山大雪，领着我和姐姐去山下借宿。甚至到一年前，妈妈还因为护着姐姐被爸爸赶的半夜离开家门。妈妈为了子女，为了家，受尽委屈和艰辛，妈妈始终苦苦撑着这个家。妈妈走了，那个家就散了，我的魂也没了，我的根也没了，我的依托没了。
也许我，哥哥和姐姐希望妈妈别离开，是我们太自私了。妈妈在，大家都感觉在一起，我时时想着回家。妈妈在的时候，我们没有能给予妈妈什么，一直是妈妈无私的爱护帮助我们。妈妈以自己希望的方式走了，希望天堂里没有病痛折磨，愿妈妈永安。
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